Funny Markiplier Faces Funny Jacksepticeye Face

Serious indeed.

At i point in 60 Seconds, a grouping of stranded survivors asks the protagonist family for assistance, and Jack, having been backstabbed many times by this point, decides not to aid them. The next day shows his shelter empty after the survivors stole everything. His expression says it all. For bonus points, this happened three days in.

"...OOPS!"

In his tertiary Ben and Ed video, Jack goes off on a completely random tangent almost Cobb salad that comes out of nowhere and is never mentioned again.

Jack: "Think that time, when I made the Cobb salad, and everyone was like, 'Damn Jack, your Cobb salad is the best?' I remember. Information technology was the 24-hour interval that I finally realized, I was good at making Cobb salads. Then anybody came to my birthday party and said that I was the all-time. I was simply 10 at the time - I know what you lot're thinking, 'A 10 yr old making Cobb salads? That's crazy! That's nuts!' In that location's no basics in a Cobb salad... Or is there? I don't know, 'cause I've never actually fabricated a Cobb salad. I was lying to y'all all this time. That was a lesson in not believing everything yous hear. You know what I'yard maxim? 'Cause I don't anymore. Where are we going!?!?"

In Bully, Jack decides Beatrice is getting too clingy, and decides to kiss another girl right in front of her.

In part 2 of his CHKN playthrough, he makes a horse-snake. He observes it looking sad, so he narrates the creature'southward internal monologue.

Almost too many moments to mention during his playthrough of Christmas Shopper Simulator, but one moment in detail stands out.

Happens oftentimes whenever he talks to Evie. For example, when they exchanged Harry Potter quotes.

Jack: You CAN'T kill me, I accept the Deathly Hallows!

Evie: Merely you don't, so I killed you.

• Then there's the time he asked Evie some common riddles.

Jack: What is the longest word in the dictionary? (The answer is 'smiles' because there's a mile between the start and last letter of the alphabet.)

Evie: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis.

Jack: ...

• And so he tries to get philosophical with her. Operative give-and-take being "tries"...

Evie: I hope someday you'll join us.
Jack: ...who's "u.s."? The Hive Mind?
Evie: Yous are us.
Jack: ...this is some Matrix shit! Am I part of the Hive Mind? Am I connected to the central server? (to Evie) If I am yous, then who are you?
Text-to-spoken language caption: If I am using who are.
Jack: (disgusted grumble) Fucking messed it up once more!
Evie: Well, you are, and then that ways I'one thousand not.
Jack: She's getting very philosophical. Okay, I can get philosophical on your ass, too! (to Evie) If a train leaves at ii:30 and arrives at v:00, what weight is an elephant?
Text-to-speech caption: Free music 230 n Ride v what weight is an elephant.
Evie: Fragged.
Jack: (breaks downward laughing hysterically) I am wasting away my life talking to yous!

Near the end of his Concerned Joe video, the controls break. Hilarity Ensues.

Early in Cry of Fear, Jack takes time to compliment the game'south ambiance and setting, adding that he initially thought the game was going to be null but jump scares. Estimate what happens immediately after he says this.

In the game Fan Fear, Jack gets the "mustard gun" again, and laments information technology with this line:

Jack: Edgar assist me! I don't know what to exercise with this gun. It sucks! Might also exist pissin' on people. And I can't practice that! Courtroom order.

How does Jack beat the beginning night of Five Nights at Freddy's 4? By getting jumpscared right as the time rolls over. His expression is priceless.

• To those who experienced information technology, or at least remember it, this might telephone call to mind the life-saving problems in the showtime 5 Nights at Freddy'due south that would forbid Bonnie from killing you lot if y'all reached 6AM right in the middle of his jumpscare.

From The Forest: "I run into a boat; I see French republic; I meet the beach; None of that rhymes!"

While trying to steal a jet in Grand Theft Motorcar Five, he laments that he'south playing equally Michael, when Franklin has a ameliorate driving skill and Trevor is better at flying. He then decides that Michael's driving skill is good after all. Immediately, this happens.

Another time in GTA, Jack comes across a pair of cops who have simply killed a farmer on a dirt road. They continue to walk away, abandoning their car:

Jack: Okay, if you don't take it, I am...

(The auto has disappeared)

Jack: The car is gone! It's a ghost! You turn your back for five seconds and the car is gone.

(Offscreen, an ambulance has spawned in.)

Jack: Well, at least the amber lamps is here. You guys gonna help that man?

(The ambulance runs over the farmer'southward corpse at full speed)

Jack: (laughing) What the fuck?!

Jack tries to testify off his basketball game skills to a guard in Difficult Time:

Jack: 3-pointer! Guard, watch this! Warden, watch this!

(Jack accidentally puts the guard in a headlock and trunk slams him)

His summary of HuniePop: "Playing Candy Crush gets you laid."

In episode 7 of his I Am Bread playthrough, afterward struggling to get his cracker upward the wall onto the shelf, he runs out of grip. He tries to fall onto a lower shelf, merely it lands oddly enough that it flips over the border and falls back onto the flooring. Jack initially thinks information technology glitched and cruel through. His response to this is aureate:

Jack: (afterward the cracker seemingly falls through the shelf) WHAT?! What?! I was on the counter and he like fell through it! I give upward on life! Take my soul, Satan! You can have it all you fucking desire! (Bound cutting to larger facecam; without missing a beat) I don't believe in Satan; Cease writing comments!

The trip the light fantastic Jack does when he plays "The Incommunicable Game".

Kerbal Space Program #42. Jack attempts to build space planes, with absolutely no idea what to do, and no cheats to get past his lack of aeronautic applied science skills. What results are three spaceplanes, ane of which he successfully lands back at base afterwards it fails to get information technology in orbit, and another one which is a gigantic, hilarious monstrosity. A lot of screaming, panicking, and laughter ensues as he realizes that his two Kerbonauts are completely, admittedly screwed when things inevitably go horribly incorrect.

Jack: Mayday! Mayday foxtrot delta whiskey zero! …Houston! Assistance!

At one betoken while playing Life Is Strange, the characters in the game hash out how they tin't find a key, and how they're gonna have to observe another way into a room. Jack, without whatever hint of irony on his face or in his voice, says "Just caput-barrel the door!"

• Nearly the outset of the game, 1 of the characters is on the verge of a mental breakdown, and the following occurs.

Nathan: Don't exist scared. You own this school. If I wanted, I could accident it up. You're the boss.

His replay of Piffling Inferno.

• Sugar Plumps sends him a photo of herself:

  Jack: This is why I love this series the commencement fourth dimension; because Sugar Plumps is the best grapheme ever, she is the love of my life, but I need to stay warm.

  (Jack throws the photograph onto the burn down)

• He sings along to most of the words of the theme vocal, but as the song begins to close out:

  Jack: Information technology'south Picayune Inferno, it'due south Piddling Inferno just for meeeee...

  Song: I've got the fireplace...

  Jack: (loud, deep vocalization) ...THAT BURNS AT A HUNDRED BILLION DEGREES!!!! Information technology'S LITTLE INFERNO JUST FOR MEEEE!!

  (beat)

  Jack: (producing a heavy metal gesture) ROCK AND ROLL!

Welcome to the Bonercast featuring Mark, Bob, and Wade. With Wade for once being the Only Sane Man more Bob than usual.

Whatever moment in Skate 3 when he tries to exercise a task and someone runs into him, hindering his power to consummate the chore.

In his get-go video of Boondocks of Salem, due to a combination of his inexperience and his constant name irresolute due to beingness a disguiser, Jack doesn't realise he's still alive until the final vote of the game. Despite being able to vote on hanging/sparing other players.

• Simultaneously awesome considering he unintentionally played his role well.

As macabre equally things make it Valiant Hearts, he manages to make German language commander Von Dorf into a Sitcom Arch-Nemesis, complete with Say My Name and fist-shaking.

In Where Is My Hammer, Jack gives upwards on destroying one motorcar and rounds a corner to observe some other. The car promptly starts breaking apart and rolling towards him on it's own. He is understandably freaked out.

Jack: (Rounds the corner) Some other auto! Hi the-(car starts breaking up and rolling towards him) Hi! Hi! H-What the shit?!

Jack plays Simple Planes, and at one indicate, when information technology looks like he's going to crash...

Jack: Tell my wife... Tell her that I ate the final of the peanut butter! Then I- (he lands safely) Hey, we're ok! Don't tell my wife anything! Ssh! She never has to know!

• From his second episode, Jack says rather genuinely, "This is a practiced plane." One-half a second later he says this, it spontaneously bursts into flames. The first time you run across it, you might call up he cutting there, but no. The timing was just that perfect.

In the first episode of Papers, Delight, he doesn't seem to realize what the Pink Vice is. His obliviousness is somewhat cringe-worthy if not hilarious.

Jack: [After receiving a bill of fare for the Pink Vice] Oooh! All these people giving me dainty things.

• Jack's increasingly exasperated reaction of, "You again?" every time the pathetically ineffective smuggler character he dubs "White potato Head" shows upwards in the booth was i of the fans' almost eagerly-awaited staples of the Papers, Please serial.
• In episode 3, he finds that a woman named Julie has no ID bill of fare. She says that she never got one. Jack'south response?

Jack: Bull to the shitacky mushrooms! Non accepting that!

• In episode 7, Jack'south reaction to the bomb.

Jack: What, what, what do I do? What do I do? IS THIS A FUCKING BOMB?!

• In Jack'due south 2nd playthrough, he's thrilled when he can finally let Irish potato Human being through, marveling at the fact that he has a job in statistics now.... merely to find out that this was just someone who looks like Potato Man, and the existent Potato Man is directly behind him.

Jack'southward proposal to Marking. It never ends well.

Jack: Will you lot please share your subscribers with me for the rest of your life?

Mark: No.

Throughout his playthrough of Until Dawn, Jack theorizes nearly who the killer is. At one point, he comes up with a theory that'due south arguably better than the game'southward actual twist.

Jack: Perchance it's the pizza guy. Mayhap they ordered pizza all the mode upward in the forest, and he was like, "I'm non going all the style up in that location." And then they didn't tip him, and now he's like, "You're all dead."

• This comment past Jack during one of the game's Reveals is hilarious when you consider one of the possible endings for the graphic symbol:

Jack: Who resorted to cannibalism? *looks to the side* JOSH!

Ever want to run across how chaotic Left iv Expressionless 2 could exist with the four friends? Well here you get.

The way Jack rants randomly at the characters in Job Simulator.

• Really, whenever Jack yells at anyone in a game.

When four morons determine to be the Wild Card in Town of Salem, Hilarity Ensues.

In episode five of The Wolf Among Us, afterward Vivian commits suicide and Jack leaves Georgie to die, the following conversation ensues:

Jack: Hey, fuck you!

Georgie: Fuck you!

Jack: No, fuck you!

Jack plays World of Warcraft for the get-go time as he's never played it before. And while him, Mark, and Felix were Level Grinding:

Jack finds a glitch in Mirror'due south Edge: Catalyst that has to be seen to be believed.

Later on Jack finally escapes in "All-time In Testify", the screen turns white and there'south what sounds similar an auctioneer spouting words so chop-chop they sound similar slightly coherent gibberish. Jack's "WTF?!" face during the subsequent interruption makes the scene.

Jack: What is happening? Are you having a stroke, sir?!

• Becomes Hypocritical Humor later on when Jack has a stroke himself during one of his "Turmoil" videos.

One extended chase and hooking sequence in Expressionless past Daylight with Jack, Mark, and Wade tin be good for a barrel of laughs, especially when Mark warns Wade about a beartrap Jack sets up in front of his hook, just to fall victim to the same trap not a infinitesimal afterward after beingness released from his hook.

• In the aforementioned video, a comment about the Wraith'due south bell leads to a hilariously dark Shout-Out to Within Out.

Mark: Who's the guy that loves to kill? Bing Bong, Bing Bong! Who'south gonna put yous on spikes? Bing Bong, Bing Bong!

In Jack'due south second video of "The Last Leviathan" (a shipbuilding game) he gets a helpful tip from the game, "If your ship is listing from side to side endeavour adding a keel." Jack's genuinely bewildered response to this tip is utterly hilarious.

Jack: "What the fuck is a keel?"

• Hilarity Ensues as Jack proceeds to identify half a dozen keels along the side of the boat, i.due east. pointing outward parallel to the waterline. This scene volition accept anyone with even a rudimentary grasp of seamanship in stitches.
• Naturally, the comments roasted him for this, and he eventually had to pin an en masse reply.

jacksepticeye: Keel goes UNDER the boat? GOT IT!!!

His Trollface Quest playthroughs involve him playing the Trollface Quest games until the end. Hilarity Ensues as Jack attempts to solve the puzzles.

• Trollface Quest i has this jewel.

Jack notices a guy and a wire. The wire has sparks coming out of it.

Jack: Don't click that because you'll get electrocuted!

Jack clicks the guy in an endeavor to make the guy movement away from the wire. The guy moves closer to the wire instead.

Jack: Due north-No! No!

Jack clicks the guy again. The guy moves closer to the wire again.

Jack: No! No, I'g clicking you to stay back. Go that fashion!

Jack clicks the guy once again. The guy continues to closer with every click Jack makes.

Jack: No! Sir! Sir! Can west- Can we just talk well-nigh this for a second? S-Sir, you're the just thing I tin click so I'one thousand going to go on clicking you.

The guy moves even closer to the wire.

Jack: Um, don't- Don't touch it. Don't you touch it. If you touch it, no ice cream!

The guy moves closer.

Jack: I fucking mean it. I hateful it. I see yous eyeballing it. No! N-no!

The guy moves very close to the wire.

Jack: No- Do- No!

The guy walks past the wire.

Jack: That'south it! Just keep on walking! Walk on by, and stay safe. Go on on walking past it. There you become, see y'all subsequently buddy.

Level Completed!

Jack: Yay! Okay, y'all can have some ice cream.

Following on from the last item, any fourth dimension when Jack addresses an NPC by saying "Sir! Sir!" with an air of dominance is virtually guaranteed to stop in laughter.

When Evie has had enough of Jack's verbal abuse and fights back past questioning Jack's sexual health, Jack's reaction is absolutely priceless. The epic failure of his efforts to turn the tables by questioning Evie'south sexual health is then spectacular, fifty-fifty Jack cracks upwardly equally the discussion decays into chaotic randomness.

Jack plays The Narrator Is A Dick. Hilarity Ensues equally Jack rages at the narrator constantly and tells the narrator to shut up.

Jack has a go at Rec Room, a VR game, and does not realise that information technology's an online game. Until someone else in the game says "Why do I hear Jacksepticeye?".

• Gets fifty-fifty funnier about a minute later on when Jack sees one of the players pretending to give head to another player.

Jack's playthroughs of Google Feud are this in general, though good mention goes to #4 after he gets "I think I accept".

Jack tries to rob a bank in Sneak Thief. At i indicate, he tries to shoot a cop and is surprised when the cop fires dorsum.

Jack: He had a shotgun! That's not fair! ...It's probably incredibly fair. Because constabulary. But, come up on!

In Papyrus'south Big Christmas Adventure, when the Platform Hell starts to get to him.

In Jack's 98th Reading Your Comments video, Jack's response to someone proverb "Wait, this isn't PewDiePie".

From Batman: The Telltale Series:

• When Bruce Wayne gets accused of having mob attachments:

Reporter: Is all your money muddied?
Jack: No, I wash my money regularly.

• When Jack is beating upward a mook:

Mook: I ain't telling you jack.
Jack: C'mon! Tell Jack! Jack wants to know!

• The increasing number of Bat-related puns at the serial goes on.

Jack: Turn on the Bat-computer, Alfred. I'yard gonna head to the Batcave, sit in the Bat chair, and Bat remember for a while.

The Jacksepticeye Ability Hour: Dr. Septiceye, starring the extremely competent Dr. Schneeplestein (MD, PHD, MVP, FFS), is eight and a one-half minute of pure laugh riot.

While playing the Aquadome in Rocket League, Jack tries to point out a giant whale to Bob, and the AI ends upwardly scoring a goal for them.

Virtually the end of his Batman: Arkham VR playthrough, he turns around and sees himself (as Batman) in a mirror. He so becomes likewise distracted by performing a bunch of silly dances to pay much attention to what happens adjacent. All the while Batman'southward stone-faced expression never changes.

Jack's playthrough of Hitman (2016) has a few, especially in one case he dons a priest'due south outfit in episode 3 and starts playing every bit "Father MacFealty".

• A hymn in church...

  Father MacFealty: Jesus is my savior, Jesus is my lord. He volition forgive all my sins with no accordance. *Meanwhile, Jack is dancing around and waving his hands as he sings in a rather boisterous tune*

• Confessions on the street...

  Father MacFealty: What is it, my child? What take yous got to say? Father MacFealty is here to heed to all your confessions, and all your worries.

  Father MacFealty: Ah, sure, Jesus, that's grand! Don't fifty-fifty worry about it! Say 4 "Hail Mary"southward and you'll be fine!

• Dispensing out the Lord's justice...

  Begetter MacFealty: Y'all wouldn't arrest a priest now, would ya? I'k a dainty lad. I'grand a human of the- I'm a man of the Lord *cut to cop shooting at him* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

In his playthrough of The Concluding Guardian, Trico, the gigantic animate being companion, barely makes it upwardly a wall as the wooden platform crumbles away beneath him, the boy clinging onto his shoulder. The music swells triumphantly every bit Jack most collapses in relief. He then attempts to get downwards from Trico's shoulder...right as Trico turns effectually, throwing him neatly over the cliff they just scaled. It must be seen to exist believed.

Jack: Okay, okay, gogogogo! *makes information technology upwards, sighs in relief* Oh, my g- *boy gets thrown off the cliff*

The boy: Aah!

Jack: I just got tossed off!

Jack has a new playthrough of Subnautica, started over a year later the terminal episode of the previous. In it, he slowly realized something: his download of the game might merely be the most glitched known. Whether it's freezing for a few seconds for something to load, areas not loading at all, researchable objects going missing, or the surface alien base beingness permanently stuck in gun form, ruining the surprise of it firing, this new playthrough is certainly atypical. Peculiarly since so much has been added since Jack left that he'due south basically started from scratch, leaving him to scramble to find out what to do.

• During an episode, Jack is exploring the Aurora and is all of a sudden attacked by a Reaper Leviathan, when his his PDA'due south AI chirps in with some helpful information.

  PDA: xxx seconds of oxygen remaining.
  Jack (screaming) : At that place's a bigger problem!

Henry Stickmin Series, in Fleeing the Complex, when Jack gets to the "Distract" option that involves Henry trying to distract some guards with his trip the light fantastic toe moves, Jack happily dances forth behind his computer and even improvises some lyrics for the music that Henry is dancing to.

• Additionally, his 2d attempt at vehicular combat:

SHOOT
Henry pulls out a gun and starts firing back.
Jack: Die, you sons of bitches! Y'all'll never take me a-!
Henry crashes into a tree.
Jack: -liive.

Japan World Cup two. Total. BOSSATRONIC. STOP.

• The height YouTube comment summed it upwards pretty well:

  "Jack is already loud enough, WHO GAVE HIM THE MEGAPHONE?!"

When playing Tattletail, Jack notices that Mama is sitting next to a few bottles of ketchup. When she disappears later in the game, Jack says that she's probably going to get some more than. This is right before he collects an item that is labelled ketchup.

In Helping Hand, when Jack uses simple hand gestures to try to persuade a grumpy nurse to scratch his itchy balls. Jock itch isn't actually an element of the gameplay - Jack just decided to insert it into the game's narrative.

In his video of Sniper Elite 4, Jack spends a good portion of the video shooting people in their testicles.

While playing Bendy and the Ink Machine, he points out that Bendy is just cardboard. Thus, you tin can pee on him if you wanted.

• Later on, Jack gets a cameo in Chapter Three, which doubles as a Moment of Awesome. He plays Sean Flynn, a former employee who offended Joey Drew. The best part is that in-character for Jack during a Allow's Play or when hamming information technology up in a video.

"I don't exist seeing what the big deal is. And then what if I went and painted some of those Bendy dolls with a broken smile? That's sure no reason for Mr. Drew to be flyin' off the handle at me. And if he really wants to be helpful he could be tellin' me what I'm to be doin' with this warehouse full of this angel whatchamacallit. Not a scrap of that mess exist a-sellin'! Probably have to melt it all downwards to be rid of it all.

He played Soda Drinker Pro. Initially, he is simply stuck between being amused and disturbed. After existence subjected to the horrors of the "Creepy Forests In The Nights" though, he slowly goes insane...

This video that Jack fabricated for April Fools 24-hour interval, which basically consists of nothing but Jack screaming (or possibly cycling through a few recorded screams) but that'south non the funny moment. That would exist this comment, so hilarious and on point that Jack pinned the comment and information technology has since gained over Xx-FIVE Grand LIKES:

YouTube Commenter: I don't run into how this is supposed to exist different to any other JSE video.

• His "15 Million Followers" commemoration. Obviously YouTube gives out rewards for getting that many subscribers. The "bays" came in a brown paper bag, and is just a piece of paper labeled 15 Million taped to the back of a cereal box.

During his playthrough of Dark in the Woods, when at a political party, Jack comments on a character playing the guitar and says that "There is always that i douchebag playing the guitar at every party". Cue Mae and Gregg saying the exact same lines word for word in game.

• Jack is and so enamoured with the line "I'k a total trash mammal" that he makes it his new Twitter bio on the spot.

A off-white style in to a playthrough of Hullo Neighbor, in which Jack has accomplished virtually nothing due to the frustratingly counter-intuitiveness of the game, Jack discovers a telephone sitting on a counter.

Jack: Uh, hello? Police? I'd like to study some bullshit!

Jack, afterward fan suggestion, returns to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator in "SANTA VS. 1,000 PENGUINS" to attempt out some things fans had suggested. He starts with Chuck Norris versus Chuck Norris, and has them placed to take an epic fight on top of a bridge. The fight starts and the two run towards ane another... only for the game to tell him that Chuck fighting Chuck is impossible, causing an error in the game.

• In episode 5, he creates a battlefield where "one zombie fights 10,000 chickens." The fact that every enemy killed by a zombie turns into another zombie causing the entire battlefield to end with 50,001 zombies and 0 chickens.

Jack: Now, I know what yous're thinkin, "Jack! That's ridiculous!" Exactly! That's the fucking point of this game!

• In episode half-dozen, he creates a supercharged Dwarf called Gimli, Son of Gloin, Son of Cheeseburger. What happens after is non finish hilarity, including his ain backstory, (he doesn't want anyone to know where he lives considering his enemies would employ his wife and kids as collateral considering they aren't that powerful as him), Jack singing Benny Colina, and his phone call to the Genetic Company.
• In the episode involving the utilize of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jack did the Jurassic Park theme melody but to end out of awkwardness when he forgot where he placed them. And some other moment when he had to travel a huge distance to where his army of Kangaroos are. What is small on the setup screen, is literally a huge difference in the actual simulator.

During his playthrough of Prey (2017), he has the main character sit down and "watch a video of his favorite Permit's Play". Cut to a superimposed video of Jack screaming at the screen for a skillful thirty seconds.

• "Why does this guy look like a cantankerous between Mark and Filthy Frank?"

His Mario Kart 8 Deluxe videos are full of gems, like the crazy Waluigi voice that he puts on whenever he says the character'south name. WAH-LOO-EEEE-GEEEE!

• His sheer delight with the fact that Donkey Kong dabs in the game. Every fourth dimension it happens, the screen abruptly zooms in on the ape while clarion music plays. Every. Unmarried. Fourth dimension.
• After getting captured in "Renegade Roundup" (the game'southward equivalent to "Cops and Robbers"), he's eventually ready free... only to be captured again just seconds later.

Jack: Fuck aye! (gets captured once again) FUUUUUCK!

• "I'm non gonna win this, guys, I'm non gonna win this. I'1000 gonna have to hang my head in shame and conduct honorable sudoku!"
• Jack later plays Mario Kart eight with the Irish lads ^* Daithi De Nogla, Call Me Kevin, Terroriser, and RTGame, and notices that the flag next to his proper noun isn't the Irish flag, merely the flag of the United States.

Terroriser: SELLOUT! FECKING SELLOUT!

Jack breaks downwardly laughing in "Ben and Ed Blood Political party" later seeing the characters crawl movement.

Jack volition never go a Fidget Spinner.

Dr. Schneeplestein has his own episode in Bio Inc Redemption, where he has to cease "This Motherfucker".

• In the same episode, he has to cease "My Donkey", which prompts Schneeplestein to inquire things like "how did you become a lung in your donkey?".

Jack'south Gorn series is pretty much 20-minute doses of not-stop black comedy. But of particular note are the scenes where he grabs the severed heads of his opponents and uses them every bit puppets.

Decapitated Gladiator: Ma! Maaaaaaaa! I don't got a body no more than! Maaaaaaa!

Jack gets in a pretty adept pun in his first episode of "Batman: The Enemy Inside" when he wallops a goon with a roulette table.

His scream of "Oh crumbs!" when Joey falls unconscious during Hiveswap.

Jack'south entire Plug and Play video. Highlight numero uno. Highlight numero dos.

Jack: Oh god, oh no, OHOHO MY GOD!! NOOOO. What the... NOOOO.

The way he starts dancing to the Big Ring music every time he wins a boss fight in Cuphead.

• He almost rage quits against Cala Maria when he sees her enter her 2nd form on the Game Over screen.
• He nigh explodes with joy when he finally beats Rex Dice.
• Don't forget his await of sheer atheism when he figures out he did no damage at all to Dr. Kahl's Robot.

While playing "Exorcist Legion" on the VR, he finds a tape of a priest recounting demonic possessions he'due south seen in northern Africa. The priest muses that "There's merely i creature that preys on this sort of misery..." Jack's gauge: "Harvey Weinstein?"

• Almost the finish of the playthrough Jack finds a pencil and attempts to write with it. Cue it glitching and spazzing around on the newspaper.

When taking a Jacksepticeye quiz, he comes to the obligatory question, "What is the name of Jack's Evil Analogue?" One of the answer was Malicious Gamer. Cue Jack milking this name for all its worth.

In the Jiff of the Wild part of his January livestream for Suicide Prevention, he moves his webcam onto Link's head and proceeds to laugh his caput off.

During Jack'due south playthrough of Falling star: 60 Seconds ^* No relation to 60 Seconds!, Jack's get-go playthrough has him kissing everybody he sees. Upon finding out that it was merely a VR feel, and that his in-game family was watching… well, when his v-year-old nephew announces that he wants to try kissing boys at kindergarten:

Jack: [looks to the side] Tin can we- tin we cut information technology?

[screen cuts to color bars]

Jack: Yeah, no, I had to end information technology. I think I hear the police at my door. ...Yeah, I'thousand in problem. I'm on a watchlist now.

When playing Body of water of Thieves with Markiplier, Bob and Wade. They spend a flow of time searching for buried treasure and by the time they return to their ship, it capsized as they were swimming towards information technology. Cue a horrified reaction from each member and Jack'southward realization about leaving the breast of sorrows on an unmanned ship. ^note The chest of sorrows has to be constantly monitored every bit it fills your send with water, if it isn't monitored then it will sink or capsize your transport.

Though the end is annihilation simply funny, our Jackaboy all the same gets plenty of laughs in while playing Baldi'due south Basics in Education and Learning. From his abiding habit of calling Baldi "Mr. Garibaldi" to his random rendition of "Papa Tin can Yous Hear Me", Jack is clearly loving every minute of it....well, until the end.

• Fifty-fifty the post end-bill of fare bit is pretty funny, with Jack going from cowering in fearfulness of Baldi to grinning at the photographic camera.

Episode 11 of Guts 'Northward Glory has him doing the intro over the primary menu just as John and Jimmy are hit by a cannon ball.

Jack: [Every bit John and Jimmy are hitting and fall off-screen] Top 'o the morn to ya, laddies! [noticing what happened] My name is JackSepticEye, and- Billy? Billy? Where are ya, Billy? Okay, they're expressionless.

Later on taking a hiatus from recording due to burnout, Jack's first couple of videos since his return has him forgetting the words to his ain introductory Catchphrase.

In the half of the second part of his Spider-Man (PS4) playthrough, while trying to avoid Rose Rosemann, who was answering a phone call, Jack idea he was caught, and made this hilarious pig similar sound. He even acknowledges that:

• The Mood Whiplash he has later on, where Stan Lee makes a cameo appearance every bit a short society cook at the diner where Peter and MJ have dinner.

The get-go "Funniest Abode Videos" episode has him stumble on a link to a sure Rick Astley song, and he immediately claims that he won't click it. Ane Smash Cut later...

Bob imitates Jack in their get-go "Golf With Friends" video. He claims he "broke [his] voice" in doing so. Even Jack is impressed at just how loud Bob went...

• Near the centre of the second video, they discover that Marker never knew about the ability bar at the bottom of the screen that allowed the residuum of them to see how difficult they were hit the ball - plainly, Mark's mic was in the fashion, and the rest of them merely causeless Marking knew near it. Mark loses his shit.

Mark: OH MY GOD! Why didn't you tell me?!

Anybody else: We thought y'all fucking KNEW!

Jack reacts to WatchMojo's Top 10 Jacksepticeye Videos, which opens with a traditional Jacksepticeye intro. His offset reaction?

Jack: Jesus fucking Christ! Oh my god, I got jumpscared past myself!

Jack and Mark try to learn how to pole trip the light fantastic. It doesn't end well for the both of them.

In the first video of Jack's playthrough of Deltarune, right when Susie corners Kris in the schoolhouse hallway, a thunderstorm strikes in the middle of his recording, seen here.

Another "Funniest Abode Videos" has Jack watching a commercial that has an intro so loud that Jack is blown back.

Jack: FUCKING HELL!

• Later in that same video, Jack encounters a commercial with a pitchman that talks so fast that Jack apace loses track of what's going on.

  Jack: VINCE! For the love of God, from 1 energetic fast talking loudmouth to some other, tedious the fuck down! Okay?

In his Minecraft series:

• Near the cease of one of his Minecraft sessions with PewDiePie, the two went to slumber and woke upwards continuing in the fire, forgetting to place the trapdoor back downwards.
• When Jack discovers exotic parrots for the first fourth dimension, he immediately wants to tame them and scrounges around for some seeds to lure them over with. His plan works, simply while holding out his seeds, he likewise attracts a nearby craven. Because chickens are as common equally dirt in Minecraft, Jack looks down at the chicken in silent disdain for a few seconds, before angrily shouting: "NO!" and punching it in the face!

During Jack's livestream with Emilia Clarke for her charity SameYou (watch all of information technology hither), he gets her to say "YEET" cheers to a donator, dab along with her, gives her a Starbucks Cup and near the stop of the stream they terminate upwardly singing karaoke together. Emilia raps and sings "That Affair" by Lauren Hill and afterwards Jack belts out "I'll Make A Man Out of You lot". These are but a few of many hilarious moments between the two of them.

• Emilia's spirit creature is Tigger.

Emilia: Become effigy, it's Tigger! Just sort of a bouncy animal that creates anarchy wherever it goes! Something like that.

Jack: (laughing) Is that how you see yourself?!

Emilia: Aye, that's me!

In the dominate fight against Ug in Luigi'due south Mansion iii, his reaction to the Tyrannosaurus rex Ug was possessing breaking free of its pole

In the terminal episode of Luigi's Mansion 3, right before Jack fights Hellen Gravley, this conversation happens.

Jack plays Beast Crossing: New Horizons. Since he's never played the game earlier, he immediately concludes that Tom Nook is Satan and the isle is Hell.

• His completely unjustified hatred for Shari, his neighbor, who he is convinced is plotting to impale him. Never mind that the threatening notes she leaves for him are clearly written by Jack himself: clearly information technology was all part of her programme to frame him.
• When Jack first makes an axe, he immediately goes looking for Shari while doing the creepy Jason animate.

While fighting the Icon of Sin in DOOM Eternal, Jack ends up dying literally a second after completing the first phase of the Icon's boxing, resulting in him doing the whole thing all once again.

The Running Gag of him constantly searching for java in The Final of United states Office II.

Jack: Coffee! Oh tasty, hot, beautiful, roasted, dark, dirty earth juice!

From the otherwise legitimately frightening Phasmophobia, in that location's a moment where Jack and Bob are in a van exterior the haunted house and realize they've lost radio contact with Marker, who went back within to become some supplies. They run up to the front porch, realize the door's locked... and then hear Marker screaming at the top of his lungs in the distance, deadened through the walls. Jack and Bob proceed to lose information technology. When they open the door, they find Mark's stuff conveniently scattered all over the stairs.

• In a later video, Jack tries a VR version of the game with Felix. When they go to the front door of the first firm, Jack slams his way inside with surprising enthusiasm.

Jack: OPEN THE FUCK UP, IT'S THE Law! WHO'S IN Here, GHOSTS?!

While playing Sign of Silence with Mark, Bob, and Wade, the foursome are walking through a dark, creepy wood, when Wade hears something...

Wade: Ya hear something off to the left?... similar a behave trap going off...

Jack: Eh, it was probably a carry trap...

Cue a conduct trap snapping shut on his leg.

Wade: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?!

His adventures of Raft with Daithi De Nogla and Call Me Kevin has him being the Only Sane Man which flabbergasts him.

Jack: I'm lost at sea with children!

While playing Rust with the Amigops, Sean runs into Justa Minx. An statement over whether or not he accidentally shot at her devolves into a borderline-incomprehensible Irish gaelic-accented insult fest:

Sykunno: Is that English?

Corpse Married man: This is only how they greet each other.

Valkyrae: Information technology's an Irish hi.

Jack plays Resident Evil Village and plays all the mode into the memes surrounding Lady Dimitrescu'due south sexiness, referring to her as the "big booba lady" or saying he's "searching for the big booba" and adopting a "haha please don't impale me...unless?" demeanor. While in the castle, he likewise names all ^note except one, which is really a different statue. the statues George.

• He immediately inverts I Regret Nothing once Dimitrescu goes into her Ane-Winged Angel class.

Jack: Oohhh! I regret ever existence horny for yous!

In his House of Ashes playthrough, the Curator quotes Paradise Lost. Jack is... unimpressed.

Curator: Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to Light.

Afterward a stressful first to Spacewalk VR, a result of Jack's fearfulness of heights and the game's technical issues, he finally makes it to the objective to survey the harm to the ISS. When Jack tries to recall his photographic camera to photo the damage, a physics collision sends the camera spiraling out of his toolbox and away into infinite.

During the beginning of the Iron Lung playthrough, he takes a photograph of the flora within the claret ocean:

• Subsequently the timelapse of the starting time segment, Jack ends up encountering a gradient equally the radar starts pinging the closer he gets... just for him to accidentally crash into it.

Jack: Nope, nope. I'm gonna striking something in every direction. Tin can I go in between those or do I have to go this fashion? (cue him deliberately going through a dead cease as the "iron lung" explodes upon impact) Oh my gosh! Holy crap, I inhaled some beard hairs doing that! That was mode more intense than I expected!

• Afterward, he encounters a whale-like creature only for to exist defenseless off-guard by the latter'southward eye.

Jack: Woah, woah, woah, woah- WHAT'S THAT?! (cue the photograph of the creature's eye showing up) WOOAAAAHHH- (the creature hits the "iron lung") WOAH! DUDE! Chill! (Jack takes a photograph again but the creature'southward gone) I knew information technology! I knew something would happen!

He becomes obsessed with finding a bucket in The Stanley Parable Ultra Palatial simply because he walked past a sign maxim "No Buckets Beyond This Point". And then naturally, Jack immediately latches on the Reassurance Bucket.

Jack: BUCKET!

In his return to Prop Hunt with Mark, Bob, and Wade, Jack has taken the form of a chair. Later Wade has taken a while to discover him, Jack tries to drop a hint. Accent on "tries".

Jack: OK, Wade, what does Chris Hansen always say?

Wade: "Don't fuck kids?"

Jack: What is the other thing he always said?

Wade: "Got you!"? I dunno...

• Later, while running around as a hunter, Wade shoots someone else disguised as a file cabinet. An instant after shooting him and not taking impairment, the autotaunt kicks in... and information technology's the beginning of The Ten-Files theme.

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